If you can't beat them, join them. In this .pdf I have compiled two items of interest to anyone wanting to nurse their yuppie lifestyle, based in Berlin. A car and an apartment. At the time of writing the DKK/EURO exchange rate was around 7.5, so the car costs around DKK 132.000 and the apartment costs around DKK 2.200.000.
When done shopping furniture for your Berlin-apartment, you can always go and meet your friends in the Liquidrom, listen to underwater music and relax with a healthy mango-drink. Berlin, you are wonderful.